mercutihoe:

Talking about history is weird because it’s like you’re telling people stories about what happened to you and your friends once but you were not there, Alexander the Great is not your friend, and it happened over 2,000 years ago

sovereign-cleric:

“//I am back and I have a few threads with some of you, and if you’re happy to continue our threads let me know. 

So far I have found threads for:

@zairemalak

@sunandmoonoffspring

@hurtbywhisperedmuses

@violeteyedvampiremolloy

@blind-mutant

@siilentdreams

@notyourapollo

@fairytalesgoneawry

@theoneandonlylestat

@monsieur-nicolas-de-lenfent

@demonheartofgold

@frigid-garden

What do you mean if I am happy to continue our thread?! Like the one I bother you about ALL THE TIME? Yeah sure, I guess so… :P

trickstersgambit:

bibarrybluejeans:

kelptalks:

plantcab:

kelptalks:

we all michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling

explain

stressed, broke, gay

Hate the catholic church

Rather be doing anything else but continuing out of spite

themoistplinth:

hellenicpoliticiansuggestions:

romansuggestions:

is he…you know [makes motion of sucking a dick] greek?

is he … you know [makes motion of bribing and murdering people for power in an oligarchic and timocratic war state] roman?

things heating up in the classical civilisation fandom

theleftnippleofarcher:

diverse noses on male characters: crooked ones, straight ones, big ones, small ones, tip pointing downward, tip pointing upward, wide nostrils, slim nostrils, …
diverse noses on female characters: yeah you see, this one’s even smaller than the others and this one’s tip points a little more upwards making it look even more like a button nose than the button noses of the other ones

fairytalesgoneawry:

“That’s my favorite book. It’s like a mix of tragedy porn and regular porn.”

— Me, on The Vampire Armand

kalinara:

strangecousinsusanx:

saucefactory:

Canon: What actually happened.

Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.

Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.

Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.

Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.

Oh my goodness.

Okay, this seems like a fun basis for a meme: “Send me a character, and I’ll give you one of each” - a canon fact, a headcanon fact, a heartcanon fact, a soulcanon fact and a crotchcanon fact.”  :-)

fairytalesgoneawry:

okaytrue:

me: *refraining from self destructive behaviour*
me: this is boring
me: *engages in self destructive behavior*
me: i am an idiot and regret this immensly

Lestat in a nutshell